Sunday 17 May 2009

hey...

Is it weird to get inspiration for a speech from the song you're listening to?
If the song in question in NIN's The Day the Whole World Went Away?

OMG.

Mello - here is something for you.

 www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQQmAP9Poo4

Brian is acting like SO YOUUUUUUUU!!!

I've always wanted to do that on a building. Can I make a speech like that? Umm, WIN!

Back! *Listening to Pure Morning and wayyy too much Muse*

Hey, sorry guys, Ailäe took a lot longer than expected...then I left/escaped. Sister STILL calling me Comrade. Typical dialogue - 
Me - Hey, Rylisä!
Her - Hello :) *:) = irritatingly lame/juvenile smile*
Me - So, what are you doing?
Her - Reading this biography. *it's about  Stalin's first wife (!)*
Me - So...umm...is that book good?
Her - *nods*
Me - So...you haven't called me Comrade...that's good
Her - *looks up, smiles* Thank you, Comrade Akäria :)
Me - *facepalm*
Mum - HEY AKÄRIA!!!!!!!!!
Me - Hello.
Mum - SO ARE YOU LIKE PREPARING FOR THAT NEW SPEECH????
Me - Ja...si...
Mum - THAT'S GREAT!!
Me - Umm...I have to go make a speech now...

Friday 20 March 2009

'ello

Guess what today-next Tuesday is? Me. Going. To. AILÄE. And I have to make approximately ten speeches (I don't mind!) and...
I HAVE TO STAY WITH MY FAMILY.
And my ebil sister. The stupid one. The communist. The one who calls her SISTER Comrade A'sträta. Dude - that's just weird. 
And my parents. They think I'm still some punk anarchist like I used to be. The only thing *right* they've done is they got my The Art of War. That was pretty rad.

Reveal

I failed. It was meant as social commentary.
Perhaps then now I shall use it as MY blog.
Being a dictatrix is SO much more interesting.